grandbabies say the best things

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My 2 year old DGS picked up an empty snail shell studing it closely he said 'Look Gran the snail has moved house'

My grandson (10) asked me why we didn't go on holiday to Cornwall with them now. I said it was because Grandad found it was too far for him to drive these days. He pondered this for a bit and then said "Well, you could always get a taxi!" We live in Yorkshire. Anyone for a bank robbery?

My granddaughter wanted me to join them on holiday. When I said it was too far she came back with "its only 3 planes and a taxi granny" just love them don't you.

My DGD found an empty snail shell an put it in the grass so the "the snail will be in a nice place when he comes home."

Driving past Road works which involved a very big digger,

DGS2: I wonder what they are doing here?

His sister, possessed of a vivid imagination: Well, there was this tiny little puppy dog who buried his bone round here somewhere and he has forgotten exactly where. The digger is helping him look for it!