Argy-Bargy Cafe - enter at your peril ?

MENOPAWS !

What's the matter, Chewbacca? That Geronimo been nipping your unmentionables again?

I'd go for both, Menopaws - if ne doesn't do the trick, the other surely will!

Thanks Ana, I told you that rum cocktail was strong, methinks I've had enough!

My delicate sensibilities were shocked, shocked I tell you, Ana! I've left a very sheltered life until I literally stumbled into the Argy Bargy and fell in with the wayward people like roses and Marydoll . Until then, I'd lived a very pure and innocent life. ?

Yeah, yeah and pigs can fly ...

And ferrets if you throw them out of the window.......ooops

Sorry ladies, had to pop back incognito as my toyboy assistant did not examine all the necessary necessities. Is it safe to inspect the cleanliness of the outside lav at the moment?

BTW that topiary out there has a funny smell - must ask the neighbourhood bobby if he knows what is is as he is renowned for his sticky green fingers

I wouldn't bother, Swanny - he's the one wot gave us the plant in the first place, said it would liven up the outside lav! No wonder he keeps coming round to 'inspect' it!

Is that kindly neighbourhood bobby the one with the very big truncheon that roses keeps nipping out to "help"? roses said that he uses his handcuffs a lot.

Well I've heard reference before to a connection between a particular smell and weed - and I don't mean the 'pissing off fairies' type

Thanks for the 2 bottles of gin ladies, I don't think I'll be popping in tomorrow but you never know - I'm sure that Admiral in the corner winked at me ...

Dont think he was winking Swanny . That's a nervous tic! He's had it ever since his encounter with roses. he'll never be the same, poor man

Swanny you can keep the Admiral, for I have good news, Laidees,. The Admiral's boss, the fleet admiral is in town and he is MINE! He has just arrived from the Tropics and is still wearing his white uniform. I am speechless at his handsomeness, so if anyone dares to approach him, it will be gin bottles handbags at dawn. I'm off to tart tidy myself up.

You are a grade A floozy Marydoll ! It was only last night that you had the hots for Gideon's vet! You were in raptures at how "dexterous he is when he's rooting out the anal glands". You said his black rubber gloves were sexy and you "adored the scent Propofol". You were all over him like a rash! Tonight, it's the Admiral's boss because he's wearing white! Fickle or what?

Swanny

The topiary is a 'POT' plant after all.

Have you plenty of ice and Bicardi folks , I feel in need of a few 'lifters'.

I thought when the Cafe opened some were not too keen on my farting prowess so I have been in self confined rehab but I have to report it has to date been a waste of time, sorry.

I hope you are not going to allow the green eyed monster Chewy to spoil our special friendship! Envy is such a destructive emotion.
Anyway, I still have Geraint's vet in my sights, in case the big boss man Admiral doesn't work out ......and boy is he big tall
You know what they say, "Any port in a storm" ..... and I'm not fussed which port I end up in, if you catch my drift.

Welcome POGS to the friendliest bar/cafe in town
Make mine a large one barkeep!

Here I am again......for lunch!
What's on the menu Anya ? Should we start stocking pies and pasties?
Venison rolls sound good, and what about star gazy pie?
Have a think.
Meanwhile I will sit at the bar and eat peanuts.?

Yes, welcome POGS, we are a happy bunch. Well most of the time, unless someone tries to steal our man.
I am still resting after my encounter with the BIG boss admiral last night and into the early hours of this morning.
Isn't he handsome, with those fine thighs?

I hope to pop in tonight for a hair of the dog/ferret to meet up with everyone.

He looks a bit narked Marydoll...... did he know about your wig and falsies?

Mind you, he doesn't seem to have much hair himself...

Roses don't eat the raisins and Mary I see you lent him your kinky boots, welcome POGS as long as you can fart in tune you are welcome

Thanks all.

I did pop in when Anya opened the Cafe and mentioned how rubbish I was at Karaoke but could fart in tune to the Andrews Sisters Booby Woogy Bugle Man from Company B.

I am a ' corner sitter' but I don't miss much and you have all made me smile .

Mad as fishes comes to mind.?

Nah ferrets