If you could afford it......

books and bigger and bigger houses to shelve them in.

Books. Plants. Shoes. Camper vans.
And staying in big hotels, all around the world.

A cleaner
I should be cleaning and not enjoying myself on GN.
Or does a cleaner not count because he or she is a person not a thing?

5* hotels around the world sound rather nice henetha
And flying First Class (even Business would be nice)
A chauffeur-driven car to take me to the airport.

or a few luxury apartments dotted around the world, with someone to clean them of course.

All depends on how much we are talking about: for me it would be a private jet. Hate airports and get bored with places quickly, so I could just flit from place to place.

Now, that is serious money

I could probably afford anything I want ,but there isn't anything I can think of .I buy loads of music ,see concerts ,buy books ...though I dont keep them anymore I gave all my books to the local high school when their library burned down....all 2000 of them and I like to have my wine rack well stocked ,even though I dont drink anymore.I buy for my kids and GC .I guess I'm I'm conented with what I have and how life is

Will you keep it in the garden like John Travolta petra? And fly it yourself or have your own pilot on hand?

You could keep it near the chlorinated swimming pool.

I'm contented really paddyann but Daddima was asking !

Although I do want to travel First and I can't afford that.

If money were no object I'd love a small villa in the hills above Nerja in Southern Spain. I'd quit work and divide my time between the UK and Spain. Throw in the odd shopping trip to America for a few new handbags and I'd be a happy bunny. I'd also employ a part time cleaner and handiman for both properties. .

Nothing so ostentatious as john travoltas Boeing, and certainly not on the lawn, heaven forbid no, a nice little Gulfstream would do me with a nice young handsome pilot and crew.

Fortunately I'm only about 20 mins from Southend airport so parking isn't a problem

glammygranny
I too love Nerja, good choice.

I am well content with my lot and can afford most that I want, but I just entered into the spirit of the thread by admitting to my weaknesses, which are books and house renovation - but in this money no object world - with builders doing all the work, not me and DH.

I couldn't be more contented, I'm that sort of person. The OP was just a bit of fun.

A house in the country with spectacular views. A lady to clean and iron who I would pay well over the odds to because I'd feel guilty and a little man to do the garden. The garden would be big enough to be sectioned into different areas, have a rose garden and pond/s. It would also have a stream and tree area that would be like a fairy grotto. There would be hidden 'cupboards' around the garden so that garden furniture could be stored in different places so it didn't have to be moved too far. Also a summer house with a little stove for colder days and that can be rotated so you can choose the view.

My own jet to fly me to a private fishing lodge on the Bighorn River a couple of times a year, with a chef, a guide and someone to keep the wildlife at bay!

The house doesn't need to be huge. Bedrooms for us and the children plus a spare room. A couple of bathrooms. A wet room. A comfortable lounge with a coal fire or wood stove, a dining room (for when I pretend to be posh ), a kitchen/diner, a utility room and a cloakroom.

Not that I've put a lot of thought into this

Two, two bedroomed two bathroom nicely appointed flats - one near son and family the other near daughter and family and a comfortable car with a chauffer on hand 24 hours a day to whisk me between the two (approx 100 miles) at will.

An expensive new kitchen to my exacting design (requires knocking through a few walls etc) and I could stay at a lovely hotel whilst it's being re-fitted.
I could have a new kitchen but not to my exacting design and I can't face the mess.

We have a dining room vq - it usually has a sewing machine, a puzzle in progress etc on the table

We have a dining room - what are they for?

I think I'd have a new roof - just to be on the safe side.

A chauffeur and a car. Being widowed and never learning to drive, I so much miss having a car (my OH was a good chauffeur).