Very apposite, Imperfect 27's post as only last week, I answered the door to our postman (of some 25 years), expecting to take in a larger than normal letter, i.e. put my hand through the gap of the door.
Instead, he asked if I minded him coming in for a glass of water. Having known him for decades, I was quite happy and showed him through to the kitchen where my beloved husband had half emptied the rubbish bin (which is set into a cupboard).
I write 'half emptied', as the other half (all right, I exaggerate a little) was strewn over the kitchen floor.
I quickly bent down to pop the stuff on the floor into the cupboard and straightening up, realised that a) I had a very short nightie on and b) it was very loose at the front and c)the postman was standing behind me.
In mitigation, the poor man was thirsty, the nightie was thick and not at all revealing but I bet that went all around the sorting office!
Angela Rayner lashes out and calls Sunak “pint sized loser”.
Gary Glitter programme Tuesday