Many years ago I went with a class of top infants on a school trip to a large London museum. As is always the case , we had only been there a little while when someone needed the toilet. So I took about six little girls into a large cloakroom, while the rest of the class and staff waited outside. The cloakroom was full of teenage schoolgirls, preening and chatting. Five of my little girls quickly finished, washed their hand and went to join the class. No sound from the cubicle where A--- was. She was a dear little girl but had a lot of problems. I tapped on the door
"Are you alright A---.
"It wont't come out Miss"
A lot of groaning and grunting followed
The teenage girls all stopped and one or two giggled
"It's coming out now Miss"
"It's very big Miss"
There was a resounding 'plop'
" Done it Miss"
A--- burst out of the cubicle.
One older girl clapped
"Are you alright now A---" I said
"Me a--e is b----y sore now Miss"
All the older girls fell about laughing.
Going round the museum later whenever they saw us there were gales of laughter
Made their day I suppose but I remember even their uniform, boaters and striped blazers to this day
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