The New Argy Bargy cafe, please pop in!?

Think we've overdone it, the show isn't until next weekend

In the spirit of the Six Nations, I have invited my welsh friend John Thomas to join us - he’s a hooker.

Marvellous! Is he the one who can juggle odd shaped balls?

I have heard good things about him Jane and will look forward to Saturday night even more now!
Now, any other ideas? Would anyone like to see my dance of the seven veils?

As long as you remember all seven this time, I seem to recall a few embarrassing gaps last time when you only had four veils, not quite the same.

Oh I shall definitely need seven, have put a bit of Christmas weight on!

No word of a lie ladies but I can juggle 3 of anything. !! Odd or even shaped . Just saying. Had a crappy day though . Been to a funeral so make mine a barrel of gin please .

The answer to a crappy and I'm sorry you had one but if you can juggle three lemons, with your eyes shut while drinking gin from a barrel with a straw I will be very impressed. That's just for starters to see if you are true to your word

Okey Dokey Meno. Just for you and the asses I will do that Chuck !

While singing Men of Harlech NannyTee? Must make John feel at home ?

Last one out tonight lock up?

Righto I'm off to the chemist for some Mario Lanza throat gargle Jane D3

That’s a name from the past NannyT!
Drink, drink! Etc quite fitting for the Argy.??

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Covonia will get you to the lower notes!

Love it haha

Hope all rehearsals are going well people, juggling Nannytee?

Can’t wait for Saturday night....so exciting! Yes, I am practising my dance and have washed my veils as well.
I have sent out flyers to advertise, so we should have a packed house.
Big Jim has been barrel tapping all day and Barry has cleaned up the bar and set up a small stage and spotlights.
Had a message from the Admiral to say that he and the Captain will be attending as their ship is in port.Hooray!

I'd better clean up my act if the captains in, my bottle act is a bit too naughty, at least until late in the evening. What shall I do instead? I'm pretty handy on the soda syphons

Not sure what Marydoll is doing for her turn on Saturday night but she took delivery of a box this morning and was very secretive about it. I sneaked down to the cellar after she'd gone out and had a look. It said "burlesque tassels - large", on the box.

Yep. Been juggling me lemons for days now. Got no light bulbs left mind. Saved me shutting my eyes at night time though. Right .. got covonia, throat gargle and plenty of straws. Now , what to wear Hmmm.

Wear very little Nanny it will distract the audience from your poor juggling skills.?

Hmmmn, ? burlesque tassles hey? Well,it will liven up her spoons act.

Good plan lemon. ?

Tassels and spoons at the same time, I can see things getting tangled