The New Argy Bargy cafe, please pop in!?

Chewy, so glad I'm always in your thoughts.?

Cor blimey!
We don’t want it precious! Could we actually have a fur covered puss?

Eh? How can you say such a thing Marydoll? He has the most beautiful crossed blue eyes. Why, every time I look at him, I think of you! ?

Chewy, that's a pretty ugly pussy you have. ?

I think that my Fanny is feeling lonely and depressed. Could her little friend, Gollum, come and stay for a while?

NannyTee I would thank you not to poke my Fanny if you don't mind ? She's a very valuable feline with an impressive pedigree and heritage. She's won several medals at international cat shows; mainly in the "Prettiest Pussy" category.

Your usual NannyTee ? ???

We need a new one now, Jane10 has the lovliest pussy in town ( I have seen a pic of it! ) If we ask nicely she will bring it in here and we can all admire it.

Oh my I hope she's OK after all that madness. I'll take a look once I can focus . I will go poke her .

Take it home Chewy and do something with it !

Is anyone sure that Fanny is actually alive? It hasn’t moved from the bar for two days ( a bit like Marydoll)

I hope Fanny isn't too tired from her night of swinging and sliding Chewy, her expression never really changed

He didn't exactly float my boat, more like drowned my dinghy

Never been seen since, either! ?

Rather too well, to be honest Meno

He was my husband's brothers wife's steps son's nephew. Nice lad. Until the drink & Marydoll got him. Never been the same since.

Yes that was his name, Welsh I think, do you know him Chewy?

Bleurgh!

He didn't seem to mind but he was a bit fishy.

Ooooohhh errrr?

Lucky old Meno! Still, it is her birthday, afterall!

Anything you like Mary just name your poison!

I am on poteen just now, but seem to be losing my sight and
Speech, so it’s a grand batch to be sure.?

NannyT is on the gin, Chewy is on Guinness and Meno our birthday girl, is over in the corner sucking a fisherman’s friend.

Evening Marydoll Brilliant birthday party Meno, hope its cheered you up. speech was a bit long winded though; lemon fell asleep with her head in her nuts. Pity we don't still have Fred ferret in the bar, God rest his soul, he was always good at going up and down trousers.
Are we going to be leaving Marydoll's keks up as bunting all weekend? Won't she be needing them for when she does her fan dance on Saturday?

Happy birthday, Meno. That's a shame you are unwell. Anyway, it doesn't really matter, as you have never remembered anything about your birthday celebrations in the past.
Sorry I'm late to the party ladies. Childminding duties all day then my adult children appeared looking to be fed. So basically two lots of childminding.
I'm afraid I drank all the rubbing alcohol, It's my go to stress-buster.
Is there anything worth having to drink for a poor old granny?

??? something else has just come out me trouser leg now Meno.

I'm sorry for the fanny flash, I welled up myself and had to wipe my eyes with skirt, and forgot my drawers again, will take some off the knicker bunting to stop the light bouncing of Myfanwy