Can I ask if anyone knows what it is with husbands, or at least mine, that they can't see that when they open or close curtains they should then make them hang nicely?
We've just spent quite a lot of money on new dining room curtains, which even dh loves, but which he pulls across and then abandons half on the sill, not quite meeting etc. I'm itching to sort them out but he gets uppity if I do! It's driving me bonkers.
There, I've got that off my chest! 
That sounds a weird thing to happen when you wake up, Charley. Do you still feel discombobulated? I know I would.
Maw, did you speak to your sister or brother in law? I remember you expressing concern a while ago.
I think the pink cycling shorts will be very fetching, og and we could attach tinsel - it would only itch a bit!