Right, she said that men who wear longer socks, well pulled up so that no actual leg is on show tend to be vain, self centred and very private people ( as in they don’t share their feelings) if the sock is a bright colour like red, they are extrovert as well but prefer a party with almost strangers than those they know well.They are admired and often womanisers but rarely leave their wives.If the socks were bright green or purple or yellow, ( and long) the wearer either is genuinely on the eccentric side or likes others to think that he is.
Men who wear plain dark colours ( long socks still) are also very private people and rather uptight, not given to sponteneity or romance.
Now onto short socks!
Men who wear plain or ribbed brown, or shades of brown and short ones, tend to be very unimaginative, sensible, practical men, have no interest in fashion or style.
Men who wear similar socks but grey ones don’t have much Social life, or fun generally and are of pessimistic outlook.
Ditto for any man who buys and wears black short socks.
( she did say that it doesn’t count if the man is actually having to wear these colours for work) Only if they wear these for leisure.
Men who habitually wear socks with whacky characters or slogans on ( apart from a Christmas pair worn just for fun)
Tend to be childish, unsophisticated, unromantic and have zero interst in fashion or style.
Men who wear dark colours but with a bit of matching colour on the top, heel or toes are reliable, practical, sensible, and all round good husband material!
Don’t know how that matches up with DH’s everywhere.
Furry socks or Argyll tyoes were not mentioned.