In an article in the DT the author claims that a man was asked what the secret was as he and his wife celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. The secret is,he said, to go out for supper once a week. Enjoy good food, good wine and sweet music. So she goes on Tuesday and I go on Thursday. Well it made me chuckle.
I didn’t realise this was an old thread when I started reading and had some nice chuckles. Post that revived it is obviously some kind of weird advertising though.
At a Golden Wedding celebration, someone walked up the husband and said in amazement '50 years married, were you never tempted to divorce?' The reply was: 'Divorce? never. Murder? frequently'