My kitchen is clean, and there’s room to sit down at the kitchen table for a coffee. I don’t though, I like to sit in a comfortable chair when I have a drink. Still, if it’s the kitchen you want, so be it. It’s clean and tidy when I’ve tidied, less so when Mr M does it. He does have an annoying habit of filing his important stuff behind the toaster, or in the cupboards, or behind the bread bin, or in the drinks cabinet (which doesn’t count on this thread because it’s not in the kitchen.) Sometimes the kitchen is full of family, the lucky ones find a chair or stool to sit on, the others bring a dining room chair in or stand. The cat is there too, making a loud noise, demanding food or strokes. Sometimes the grandchildren are in there painting, sticking, cooking or baking, or drawing and colouring. They are also likely to be racing through the kitchen as they race round and round (our house has a central entrance and you can walk from one room to another in a circular manner) and of course the culprit for getting them to do that will be DS1 who has no children and so really enjoys geeing up his brother and sister’s children.
Right now you will find Mr M cleaning the kitchen, so you may have to wait for coffee, but the kitchen will be clean and briefly tidy when he’s finished.