What do you keep in your bra ????

Never kept anything in my bra except what ought to be kept there. Anything else would be uncomfortable to say the least. Isn't a handbag for keeping things in? I have several of those.

I often shove my cigarette lighter down into my cleavage! Always a surprise when I get undressed in the bathroom and it clatters to the floor!

LOL, I often keep wood shavings in my boxers ! , I am a wood turner and wood shaving get everywhere, I often leave a small pile of wood shavings by the bed. I guess lady wood turners may have similar problems. a cleavage it the perfect catchment area.

Is it just me or do all threads you start have some sexual connotation ? Maybe I have missed others.

Nothing at all, cup size isn't big enough.

Mine do ! --- gets members attention

The question was directed at you as the OP. Seems odd that a grown man ( assuming you are) has no other way of getting attention. I wonder if you use the same tactics in other areas of your life.

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Der bustenhalter (sorry can't do umlauts)
Think this sums mine up!

I think that was Mrs P was eluding too. Just seems to me that in films etc the bra is a repository for anything valuable, but can't think of anyone I know diving down their bra for valuables.

When or if I give money to my GD ( she is always short) she always stuffs it in her bra.I have never asked,when using taxis or buses ,if she delves to get the fare out.

LOL

I put my cats' flea or worming drop tubes in my bra to bring them to blood temperature so that they don't feel them when I apply them.

I would tell you Mr Wobblybits to mind your own business.

Not me no room but my neighbour keeps her phone in her bra and I seen plenty put money in it

Two bosoms

I might put my nitrate spray in their as I keep forgetting to keep it with me. Bit uncomfortable though.

Two of the tiniest boobygones ever . Having said that they’re still where they should be !

Tissues. I used to put my phone there occasionally, but a friend advised me not to, because of risk- radiation? Can't remember but I stopped doing it.

I know what you keep in your boxers WB - your brains!!

Creepy OP ?

If a man asked me this while sitting next to me on a bus (which is kind of what a forum is, i.e. no prior connection), I would probably slap him very hard and report him to the driver.

It's not funny, and definitely creepy.

Tissues , if I have no pockets or handbag to put them in.

In the last week I have seen (on TV) a memory stick and a wad of cash being stashed for safe keeping in a cleavage.
I have been known to use it for a tissue if I have no pockets!