What do you keep in your bra ????

Why not change it into a game, we need a new one ?. A to Z things I keep in my bra, I’ll start ...an aspidistra!

A bee.

Oh dear God. Not another games thread.

They get everywhere! but you must admit that it is a good transition.

We I'll Im obviously in the minority here so will bow out gracefully.

Never really found the games threads to be particularly uplifting.

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Will go shoot myself now.......! Too many panto scripts under my belt!

Used to keep my Grandaughters dummy in my rather ample cleavage when we looked after her while mum was at work. It was fine till one day we were out with mummy and she started fishing about down mummy's front for her dummy! Since then it's been kept in my handbag. Opps!

Shysal Thanks for the tip. My puss hates the drops on the back of his neck. Never thought that they might be cold! (Baaad pusscat mama)

It was a joke!!?

I have enjoyed this thread, even the fluttering in the dovecote.
I don’t mind a little ‘rudery’ so long as it’s not crude, spiteful or misogynistic, and the OP’s post was none of these.
The only thing I find creepy is the brave gran who keeps a tarantula in her cleavage - she’s a better man than I, Gunga Din!

My iPod sometimes goes there if I am working around the house and don’t have pockets in the clothes that I am wearing

I have for many years used my bra cup as a pocket. Out for a walk I pop in my key and £5 and my phone.

About 40 years ago while working in my local hospital Medical Records Dept I developed a lower chest pain. This dept was sited immediately beside the A&E dept. We were all very friendly with each other, coffee breaks in the canteen etc. Except for one pain in the bum surgeon who scoffed, mocked, and looked down his nose at everyone.

As my pain got worse one of the nurses took me over to a cubical to have me checked out. They couldn't find anything much and so called for the dr. It so happened that pain in the bum was floating about and so he appeared in front of me. 'upper underwear off' says he.

And then he said... What is this??

Ooops.. Posted too soon.

So.... Surgeon asks .. What is this?
I look down.
Yes, I had previously emptied what I call my inside pocket .... but there for all to see was the perfect imprint of a 50p coin.
The A&E staff were behind him trying to keep their faces straight, he of course knew what it was he was just being a clever clogs, I said. ... Thats where I keep my change. !!

I did put a camera battery in my bra when I was in Iceland.
It was very cold and batteries don't work properly in the cold. I did notice it when I went to bed.

I keep my insulin pump in my bra.

If I eat crusty bread I always find crumbs!!!