What do you keep in your bra ????

Not sure whyMerlot should be ‘surprised ‘ at people posting Agus,Like Chewbacca I’m sure that those of us who did took it at face value , and never thought about any unsavoury or perverted aspect ( a sign of our unblemished minds perhaps.....)

I kept my sons chilled tarantula down there until it warmed up and its legs appeared from my cleavage!

I think that is the bravest thing I have ever heard of ??

I think he just meant to set the cat among the pigeons - and it worked didn't it?

Different strokes for different folks Nanna and nowhere did I make any mention of perversion.

I would say you and I are both allowed to make our own judgements without the need to question how each other’s mind works re blemished/unblemished.

I have tried and failed to ignore this kind of post by this individual.
I'm absolutely in agreement with maryeliza, Monica, seacliff and others who find it distasteful.

This isn’t RL, we don’t know the OP which is precisely why we can answer his post in a lighthearted manner. Yes, it’s possibly more in the Leslie Phillip’s ‘well hel-lo...’ style but OP is of his time.

Apart from anything else I don’t really think discovering that we keep crumbs, mobiles, door keys, bank cards, an entire smokers’ kit and a menagerie of assorted small animals in our bras would provide any titillation (sorry!) whatsoever.

Oh dear.....there are so many panto jokes here! I’d best quit while I’m ahead.

Quit whilst you're 'in front', as it were..

See what I mean? Panto jokes everywhere!!

Funniest threads I have read in a while, swinging from hilarious to outraged and back again. Wondering how many more pages of postings there will be.

Oh dear.... All these years I’ve believed I’m perfectly normal. I just innocently answered his question. I find the Carry On films with all their innuendos funny too. Is that perversion?

All the letters from all my lovers – none of whom has bits that wobble.

Sadly I don't have any letters from any of my lovers. DH wasn't a man for sending love-letters (not that I ever doubted his love) , and the rest . . . what rest?

Creepy

My DIL has a fairly ample bosom and often puts her phone there. Or did, until on holiday she jumped in the swimming pool with phone on board and swam around for half an hour before remembering it was there. Result of course - dead phone! My bosom is not so ample so I tended to put my phone in the back pocket of my jeans. Result - dead phone when I went for a wee and it dropped into the loo. Phone now only in bag!

I am a bit confused and perhaps hesitant to ask because I am fairly new to GN - why is a male, who would not usually be called a Gran entitled to post here?
(Ducks!!!)

Men of that generation have always (and still do) enjoyed a bit of mild innuendo. Think Morcambecand Wise or the two Ronnies in their song and dance routine, as well as the Carry on films. They haven't changed and it's all harmless fun - especially on an anonymous thread like this one. I know a lot of men who enjoy a bit of banter -all happily married and nothing sinister going on. What has changed is some people's response.

singing nutty, it's gransnet, so can be for any grandparents. My issue is with a man who makes what I see as provocative comments or posts, with sexual innuendo.
I can enjoy the Carry on Films and Brian Rix type farces, where we expect that kind of humour. I don't find it in any way amusing that a man would ask women what they keep in their bra's. I don't mind being accused of not having a sense of humour so far as that's concerned.

Wobblybits is now conspicuous by his absence, contemplating his navel....or whatever. ?

Poor man. Im sure he didn't expect this result!

On the other hand, he could just be sitting back enjoying the attention his OP is receiving.

Poor man. Im sure he didn't expect this result!



You bet he did!

Probably thinking about what he can post next to set off the grans!!

What was his raison d’être again? Oh yes, something along the lines of

‘now I have you’re attention’

And he had . . .