I can't shop with my other half. He wants to know what I want, if I say for example "A yellow jumper", he will say "There is a yellow jumper, can we go home now?"
That's why I had a daughter, she is much better to shop with, although she never seems to have any cash on her! I just hand her my debit card, she knows the PIN by now.
What really gets me about my OH is that now we are (semi) retired, I would love to have coffee and cake out and just watch the world go by from a café, but he hates it. He doesn't like the coffee on offer, he says the chairs are uncomfortable and he is waiting for me to finish my coffee so we can go.
Oh well, its a good job I love him and he is quite useful around the house. 