Gran to one, step-gran to another. I think that's all.
G'Day Mater; is that OK? "Mummy" has been appropriated by Charles and I know you wouldn't like "Mummsy".
Now you'll have to think again! You've got 5 Aussie GCs "down under", so you're now a Great-Gran; isn't that marvellous?
David 30, is recently married so you can expect to be a Great Great Gran any time soon! You must be ecstatic! I can hear your knitting needles clicking away already.
Don't worry about you birthday present. We're getting you a no-expense-spared, state-of- the- art, electric mobility scooter, equipped with front bumper bar, air-bag, GPS (to avoid getting lost in those narrow country lanes) and a heavy-duty storm-proof canopy so you can take it with you on your English summer holidays. Depending on your political persuasions, all we need to know your choice of colour; Tory Royal Blue or Labour Fiery Red. As with cars, they do say red goes faster.! Don't delay; the waiting list is already long.
Bye for now, Your Loving Son Rufus.