You can bet your bottom Australian Dollar that VB will be there Rufus she won’t smile of course because she has had the smiling muscles removed. Let’s hope they’re not late or Daaaaaayveeeed might be forced to break the speed limit to get them there on time 
I hope this celebrity isn’t who I think it is………
King Charles caught in a torrential 5 minute downpour yesterday on the royal Caribbean tour.
What would you put in Room 101?



. As far as the royal family are concerned a line has to be drawn somewhere, and although Eugenie is the Queen's grand daughter she is now well down the line of succession. She should have taken a leaf out of her cousins' Zara and Peter's book and not be going for this huge public display. Unfortunately her rather grabby and foolish parents don't appear to have the wisdom of Princess Ann.
