Acronyms for Oldies

SIF. sorry I forgot
TYHAU. turn your hearing aid up
HYGYHAI. have you got your hearing aid in
BTC bring the commode
WMG where's my glasses
DIDT did I do that
SIFTSIO sorry I forgot to switch it on
SIFTSIOsorry I forgot to switch it off
BIDIA bugger I've done it again

WDICUF what did I come upstairs for?

These made me smile.

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WTHAMG? Where the hell are my glasses?
TOYH!!!! They're on your head!

Both common enough in this house!

Mycatisahacker; Was your nickname inspired by this joke?

"My computer has been hacked again. This is the third time I've had to rename my cat"

DBID - Deaf but in denial.

CUATGC. See you at the garden centre.

SIBMT - Slightly incontinent but managing, thanks.

TTM talking to myself....

Great thread.

MMBY! - Mind my bunions, you!

WAIG- where am I going?

I ask myself this question when getting into the car. I sometimes know the answer.

ITALNH is there a loo near here?
TTTVUA turn the tv up again!
WDICIHF what did I come in here for?

TTPMSO trying to put my socks on

PPUA - piles playing up again.

WAIH Why am I here?
WRIT Which road is this?
WDIOTF What did I order this for?

DWST - deadly with shopping trolley.

IBTYO I've bloody told you once
NINHTR no!! I've not had the remote..
PTTSD put the toilet seat down!!

WDYS. What did you say?
SA. say again
DM don't mumble

SWPTSO? Shall we put the subtitles on?

WDIIT what day is it today?

ICHY - I can't hear you!

WMK - Where's my knitting?

YTMTA - You've told me that already.

What did you say?
I can't remember.

Don't shuffle. Lift your feet.