Came across these today in "The Oldie" mag. TL:DR too long, didn't read. ATD at the Doctor's BTW bring the wheelchair FWIW forgot where I was. GGPBL gotta go pacemaker battery low IMHO is my hearing aid on LMDO laughed my dentures out
SIF. sorry I forgot TYHAU. turn your hearing aid up HYGYHAI. have you got your hearing aid in BTC bring the commode WMG where's my glasses DIDT did I do that SIFTSIO sorry I forgot to switch it on SIFTSIOsorry I forgot to switch it off BIDIA bugger I've done it again