Argy Bargy madness, come right in! ??

Oh my aching head!!!! ?
My eye sight seems to be compromised. I swear I counted twenty babies!!!

Cor! Wot a night! Have just struggled up from the cosy chair, where me and the Captain got cosy in all night, I have no memory of much that went on and my head is banging like a drum.So, it must have been good then...
Happy New Year to all Argy Bargies, let’s hope it’s a good one for us all.?
We have so much to look forward to, first of all Marydoll
And the many babies she will be producing, new life, new hope.????????????????????????????????????????

Just home. dirty stop out!

Sorry, DH is actually still engrossed in a film & im dipping in & out & then read this Day 6. You might actually be the reason I don’t make a hasty exit hahahaha ?

I've just staggered in with a spent rocket caught up in my posterior...my flesh coloured leggings are completely RUINED!!! I do hope this is not an omen for 2019....fireworks fizzling out like damp squibs on me neither regions......

I popped in to wish all you old soaks a happy new year. The floor was sticky with gawd only knows what, the place stank to high heaven and as per, the regulars had conked out and were snoring their heads off slumped on the heavily stained banquette seating. Am I the only late night party animal to frequent this dive place? Anyway, even though there is no male talent to speak of, I shall return. I live in hope even though I am not looking forward to the prospect of spending the first day of the new year darning the crotch of my leggings.

Happy New year Argy folk xxx

Happy New Year to all you Argy Bargists ?

Happy New Year ??‍♀️?????????????
You crazy Argy Bargy people ❤️

Is that the one I peed in earlier? Sorry got caught short

There is certainly a rather strange smell but it seems to be coming from the teapot

There's an air of something in here Jalima but it's probably the dodgy drains.
And we are all very common!
Cheers mi dear!!!

Oh crikey! See to Chewy Thor!! She's hanging out of her hammock. Heave her back in for us!
That's it! Put the tea in a bottle for her and she'll be right as rain! ? pats Chewy on the head

The banging head, could be the umpteen Argy Cocktails you've thrown down your neck Maw.
I never believed you could down a pint in one until tonight.
Still I believe you've had plenty of practice, drinking on the Dock Front with passing Sailors. ⚓️⛵️

I've made a fresh pot

Is it morning yet? The sunshine is sooo bright in here. The stars are dancing all across the sun and I'm feeling sooo happy! Can I have another cup of that tea? My hands and feet aren't working

At least there's an air of calm and common sense in here, unlike much of Gransnet these days!

Cheers

It could catch on Doodle!
Oh I feel weary as if I have been banging my head against a brick wall or alternatively a brick wall has been beating me about the head
<sigh>

Gin birth? That’s a novelty. ?

Oh Maw, thank you for your concern.❤️ It's so nice to see you. Come in, but watch you don't step in the strange gunk on the floor.?

The only problem is that we making gin in the tub at the moment.?

It is certainly windy on some of the threads!

Oh no, she won't be drinking the birth is imminent!
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..Or perhaps, it's just wind. ?

Oh lead me away and lay me down.
Death where is thy sting? Give me strength.
Alternatively pass me some strong liquor as in “candy is dandy but liquor is quicker”
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That’s better.
Have you ever considered a water birth Marydoll
We could find you a nice hot tub and have drinkies in it when not in use?

heaves Chewy into hammock
She needs her energy for NYE in the Argy! ???????‍♂️??‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?????

Me? Godmother to 14/15/umpteen sproglets? Are you out of your mind Marydoll?

Hmmmm! This herbal tea is nice! I feel very relaxed and happy. Aren't the colours in here bright and pretty? And they're swirling all around like a kaleidoscope! Wow! Look at the colours in Buffy's hair! They're all sparkly and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Oh yes! I see what you mean Lemon! The dress doesn't quite cover everything.
I'll just pull on these Lycra leggings, to keep out the draught.
15 ? Marydoll it's ok you can rely on us.
We'll have to cut down on the Poteen for a while but as it's you!!!!! ?

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