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Katek Wed 27-Mar-19 22:00:29

I await your comments with interest!

H1954 Fri 29-Mar-19 08:27:32

We ALL do it, from when we're born to when we die, it's a bodily function and anyone who claims to never fart is a liar!

What makes women the "submissives" on this subject matter is the fact this feminist deemed it appropriate and necessary to comment on it! Has she nothing else better to do?!?!

harrigran Fri 29-Mar-19 08:08:38

Stupidity knows no bounds, her parents must have been very proud of their years of wasted effort raising her.

agnurse Fri 29-Mar-19 03:09:38

Wow. Just wow. Sweetie (girl in the photo), if that is the most profound thing you've ever said, I feel sorry for you.

BBbevan Fri 29-Mar-19 02:46:35

Trump!

absent Fri 29-Mar-19 01:51:27

All young children find farting hugely funny, but I suspect that boys never quite grow out of that stage whereas most girls do.

grumppa Fri 29-Mar-19 00:16:22

Looking back over this thread, I realise that my comment that I would try to keep my emissions as quiet as possible (27 March at 22.17) was perhaps a little too sweeping.

In the admittedly unlikely event of my meeting Ms Ashleigh Ingle, I would summon up all my strength to produce a fart which for sheer volume would outdo anything in Chaucer, Rabelais or Ben Jonson.

sodapop Thu 28-Mar-19 12:11:27

Can't believe this absolute tripe sort of thing actually gets published. Puts feminism on the back foot again.

Beckett Thu 28-Mar-19 12:07:51

I feel sorry for men these days - everything which used to be considered polite and good manners is now classed as "oppressive" - open a door for a woman - oppression, give up a seat for a woman - oppression, offer to help carry something - oppression. IF this quote is genuine (and there have been many fake quotes of supposed feminists) then it will do damage to the cause of equality.

Jalima1108 Thu 28-Mar-19 10:05:57

It isn't April 1st yet!!

annodomini Thu 28-Mar-19 09:42:33

I must send this quotation to my son's partner for her comment.
Nuff said. grin

EllanVannin Thu 28-Mar-19 09:36:08

Barmpot ! Thank God I'm not in with this band of so-called feminists, they're crackers.

Grannybags Thu 28-Mar-19 08:57:19

What a load of rubbish!

NanaandGrampy Thu 28-Mar-19 08:49:56

In the words of my beloved Grandfather ' what a load of b*llocks ' !!

TwiceAsNice Thu 28-Mar-19 08:27:09

Words fail me! What a stupid woman. Can she not concentrate on something important like the prevalence of domestic violence, now that is oppression .

BlueBelle Thu 28-Mar-19 06:29:15

I ve never felt mine didn’t come up to good value never actually thought my farts would lead to rape though I really thought they might put them off
What a stupid woman she must be

kittylester Thu 28-Mar-19 06:22:19

DH is definitely oppressing me - is it grounds for divorce?

GillT57 Wed 27-Mar-19 22:57:42

Good grief

Jomarie Wed 27-Mar-19 22:55:10

Am so not surprised by this new research revelation - cannot believe anyone would be (suprised that is) I just feel sad that feminism (or the fight for equality) has been so demeaned now. No wonder I feel depressed if that is what the new young females feel is worth espousing to the world - sad

Bathsheba Wed 27-Mar-19 22:52:27

Oh yes, and they can burp to order too Maw ?

MawBroon Wed 27-Mar-19 22:44:55

As a teacher I always found boys capable of farting to order. It surprised me as the mother of three girls (who couldnt)
Now I have grandsons....guess what? grin

Ohmother Wed 27-Mar-19 22:25:22

Apparently men don’t bother about farting in communal toilets but women wait for the hand drier to blow to cover their embarrassment.

That’s how oppressed they are...or just polite?

Esspee Wed 27-Mar-19 22:24:33

OMG whatever next!

Katek Wed 27-Mar-19 22:22:06

Volume as in noise, not quantity! grin

Mapleleaf Wed 27-Mar-19 22:21:25

It’s got to be a wind/wind up!!???

Katek Wed 27-Mar-19 22:21:12

Perhaps there’s a volume related study out there somewhere?