Seriously..........! !

Oh for gawd's sake!!

WTF?

They walk amongst us!!

I didn't know that the volume of farts was gender related!I

Well, you live and learn.

I think I must be gender fluid, flatulence-wise.

I always strive to keep mine quiet as possible, ladies, I assure you.

Perhaps there’s a volume related study out there somewhere?

It’s got to be a wind/wind up!!???

Volume as in noise, not quantity!

OMG whatever next!

Apparently men don’t bother about farting in communal toilets but women wait for the hand drier to blow to cover their embarrassment.

That’s how oppressed they are...or just polite?

As a teacher I always found boys capable of farting to order. It surprised me as the mother of three girls (who couldnt)
Now I have grandsons....guess what?

Oh yes, and they can burp to order too Maw ?

Am so not surprised by this new research revelation - cannot believe anyone would be (suprised that is) I just feel sad that feminism (or the fight for equality) has been so demeaned now. No wonder I feel depressed if that is what the new young females feel is worth espousing to the world -

Good grief

DH is definitely oppressing me - is it grounds for divorce?

I ve never felt mine didn’t come up to good value never actually thought my farts would lead to rape though I really thought they might put them off
What a stupid woman she must be

Words fail me! What a stupid woman. Can she not concentrate on something important like the prevalence of domestic violence, now that is oppression .

In the words of my beloved Grandfather ' what a load of b*llocks ' !!

What a load of rubbish!

Barmpot ! Thank God I'm not in with this band of so-called feminists, they're crackers.

I must send this quotation to my son's partner for her comment.
Nuff said.

It isn't April 1st yet!!