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What would you say?

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Beckett Tue 02-Jul-19 10:03:52

Apparently there is no internationally agreed protocol of what to say to aliens should they land on earth. A local radio presenter has said he would probably say "Hello - do you fancy a brew?" Based on the fact that the first thing he wants after a long journey is a good cup of tea!

So, if aliens landed in your garden, what would you say to them?

Oldwoman70 Tue 02-Jul-19 13:34:26

Welcome to Earth - are you looking for Area 51?

BrandyButter Tue 02-Jul-19 13:41:44

I love travelling, can you take me with you?? smile

PamelaJ1 Tue 02-Jul-19 13:44:44

Are you a plumber?

NanaandGrampy Tue 02-Jul-19 13:49:03

Did you bring cake ?

blossom14 Tue 02-Jul-19 21:00:01

Would you like a mars bar?

Grannybags Tue 02-Jul-19 21:08:44

Can I come with you when you leave - I've had enough of this planet!

BrandyButter Tue 02-Jul-19 22:31:55

We will go together Grannybags just incase they don't speak English, I'll take the tea and milk, you take the biscuits smile

Grannyknot Wed 03-Jul-19 08:21:46

Take me to your dealer - I mean, leader.

Glammy57 Wed 03-Jul-19 09:48:11

Grannyknot - ?❤️