Oh, Septimia I like that one!
We have had dogs and now look after grand-dogs but always clear up after them, and generally keep them all on extending leads (a wonderful invention) when out and about to make sure they mind their manners. But we do have a garden which is big enough for them to have a good full speed belt around as all dogs like to run sometimes. I just don’t understand why people living in flats think its a suitable environment for a dog.
What we get a lot of is people who sanctimoniously pick up their dog’s poo - and then sneakily hang the bags in our hedge and that of our 93 year old neighbour. Especially as there is a dog poo bin 50 yards away!
What were the first ever records that you bought and when?
Parents-in-Law. What do/did you call them?