Merseybelle2 You naughty girl! You've made me laugh so much I spit all over my computer screen.
Compared to 'Still dead?" my experience is nothing but I'll tell it anyway.
I was at a very posh 'do' in one of Auckland's 5 star hotels, to celebrate a milestone birthday for one of NZ's famous, national treasures.
Before dessert was served, I left the banqueting hall to find the loo and as I can no longer read the signs on doors, looked for the 'Disability' symbol.
So having seen it, I went in, chose a cubicle and availed myself of the facilities.
I came out to wash my hands and saw several people, some with long, glossy dark hair, at the washbasins
'Isn't this a wonderful evening?' I gushed.
It wasn't until they replied that I realised these were
young men and those were not washbasins.