Decided to go into town for a bit of retail therapy this morning. After wandering around for a hour or so I got the bus to come back home, as soon as I presented my fare card a very loud alarm sounded and a recorded message shouted "This bus is under attack call 999" this recording repeated for what seemed like forever! Everyone was standing around staring (no-one actually called 999), the driver was frantically pressing buttons and eventually switched off the engine which stopped the recording.
Now I know I am a tad overweight but surely not enough for the bus guardian angel to react that way!
Saving running away money - 'leaving fund'
What loutish behaviour - Boris manspreading
I'm uglier than yesterday - I'm aghast