This thread made me laugh out loud and reminded me of the much-missed Sir Terry Wogan. The Togmeister often used to say that trapped wind wasn't a problem, it was when it escaped that the real trouble started!
Kate Garroway-Care at home costs
Is it me or am I getting mixed messages
To obliterate your address on packaging
Water Pollution -“ A National Disgrace”? A case for renationalisation?