Clever company names

The turf suppliers near where we used to live in Sussex had the legend on their lorries “ Don’t seed it, sod it!”
As the area is known as 1066 country, the cement mixer bore the legend “ William the Concreter”.
They always made me smile.

We have a Chinese takeaway called Wok This Way
I used to use a dog groomer called Hair of The Dog

We have a mobile dog groomers near us called Cuts and Struts for Muts.
There is a chip shop in one of the Rhondda Valleys called A Fish called Rhondda.

I love the hairdressers in Belfast called The Best Little Hairhouse in Belfast.
And a local cafe (now closed unfortunately) called Food, Gloria's Food.

My local chippy is called The Codmother. There was a barber called Herr Kutts and I took my dog to a groomer called Dirty Dogs and Filthy Bitches. If you google that you get some interesting results

We used to buy fresh milk from a local farm. The farmer’s name was Curd.

There was an Inn about half way between Anchorage, AK and Fairbanks, AK, a distance of about 578 km or 359 miles. It was called "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn".
This was about 40 years ago though. Not sure, but it may be still there.

skinnydicks.net
Yes, it's still there.

Many years ago, while on holiday in Scotland, we passed a TV Repair Shop called 'Telly On The Blink' - which I thought was hilarious. Let's face it, you'd never forget who to contact when your telly wasn't working - would you ;-).

Our local veterinary surgery had vets with the surnames Turnbull, Drake, Otter and Barks.

Around our way we've got Starsky's Hutch and Mutz Cutz, both dog groomers.

Many years ago the manager of a building society in Whetstone in north London was a Mr P. Weedon!

In a very windy seaside village the hairdressers is called “Fresh Hair”

Where dear friend used to live there was a carpentry business run by women called Amazon Nails.?

Walter Wall carpets!

I've seen an Asian food place called Wok and roll

There's a small independent coffee shop in one of the villages near me called St. Arbucks!

I used to have a dentist called Mr Pain.