Just looking at a picture of Boris and girlfriend at a London temple yesterday. She is wearing a very pretty pink, gold and red sari, he in his customary rather ill fitting suit and socks. They are sharing a ‘glance’, Boris looks as though he thinks he’s a very lucky man.
Hope his luck holds out next week.
King Charles caught in a torrential 5 minute downpour yesterday on the royal Caribbean tour.
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?
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