There is a field close to where I live where various political parties have placed their election posters/banners. This is how they looked today:
Labour - nowhere in sight
Green Party - banner blown away
LibDems - posts leaning dangerously close to the ground and some posters blown away
Conservative - post solidly upright and posters firmly in place
King Charles caught in a torrential 5 minute downpour yesterday on the royal Caribbean tour.
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?
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