Gwynneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle

absent Purely for research purposes, I just had to check. The price quoted on e-bay for this candle (now sold out) was over 400 Australian Dollars (or £231 if I have calculated correctly). So, those quick enough to buy stock early can now cash in. Maybe not so foolish!

There is an old stock market adage that some sardines are for eating and some are for trading. These are definitely for trading. Old socks and underwear? Recycling I think.

My first reaction when I saw this piece of non-news was to wonder how flexible she must be to be able to sniff her own undercarriage.

could attract unwanted visitors ?

This thread has made me laugh, thanks.

Can't wait for the Paltrow air freshener range fragrances to come out.

You can understand why Chris Martin "conciously uncoupled" himself from her!

paperbackwriter you’ve made my day

Well, everyday's a school day , Flowerofthewest ! I looked up sweaty candles and GP isn't the only one who's doing this !

There has also been a breast milk scented candle available from the Wellcome collection (£45, large size), to go with the sculpture you can sniff in the Being Human gallery. Just hope there’s not a smelly feet one.

When my daughter was small she used to love running ahead of me when shopping to get the things we needed . One day she ran back shouting ' I've got your pee pee tights ' ( they were of course Pretty Polly ( PP ). Maybe she was on to something ?
What next - ' dirty nappy on coal fire ' ?

Dos this candle smell specifically of her vagina or is it a generic vagina? At that price I would want it to be hers!

I haven't got further than reading the first page of comments to this post because I simply can't stop laughing. Thank you Gwynneth, I didn't know you were now into comedy!