We all speak English but...

None of the above!

None of the above, but I always give my grandson a cats’ lick before I put a piece in his donny.
( Give him a quick wash before I put a sandwich in his hand.)

It was pouring down yesterday
and I do tootle along in me car
Me mam is our mam when I'm talking to me dad or me sisters
and definatly get nithered when it's cold
I've been known to fettle when necessary

None of the above but I was at a hairdressers appointment last week sitting next to a young lad, he was sniffing and his mum said, getcha tissue out ya pocket Simon, I ain’t got one Muvva. I did smile

I love 'a cat's lick'. I'd call that a lick and a promise lol.

it pours with rain, after looking black over Bill's mother's;
I tootle along in my car;
I had a mum, my mum;
I get mithered on a cold day;
I walk through the snicket and go all round the Wrekin before I arrive;
I don't know how to fettle but my house is in need of a good bottoming-out;

My uncle describes small children as ‘nippers’. Love it. He lives in Oldham.

When my aunt married him she got on a local bus and asked for a ticket to ‘Arpur Ay’ - she came from Blackpool and didn’t know the area so copied what she’d heard. Later found out the area is actually Harpurhey.
?. Ee lass, she felt right posh!

It siles with rain, yes.
None of the others.
Personally, have never liked mam or mammy, just doesn’t sound right to my ears.

Rain is stoating or smirr to family.
Pouring and drizzle to friends

Tootle in car

Mum (but paternal grandparents would say Mammy)

I would probably say ' he or she is in fine fettle' ( not very often though)

If talking to family would say m'mum or m'dad or m'sister.

I Dither when cold.

We use the word 'love' as a friendly greeting name. In a shop an assistant might say 'Yes love?' rather that 'Can I help you?'

My mother had a wonderful word which I have adopted. Crossomical. Anyone else use this ?

I've never heard that word. What does it mean?

She used it to mean fussy , difficult or as they say in Yorkshire “ that way out “ .
She was from Stoke on Trent. I think it is a local Potteries word. I looked it up once.

I still refer to the numbers on clock that you can see in the dark as , gloominous.
my brother informed me when I was child that that was incorrect, but I protested they are gloominous, they glow in the gloom.
they still are gloominous. when you can find them.
anyone remember the baby ben clock, I also had a big ben but got it smashed at school.

None of these!

It’s pours with rain or it’s often dreich
I tend to drive to the speed limit - very rarely do I pootle!
I had a mum but she died a few years ago sadly
I say my as in my mum, my dad
I’m freezing when it's cold
Do you fettle things? No idea what that is!

She also used to say , ‘ Stop mithering “ when I kept asking for things. It was interesting to see your use of ‘ nithering ‘ .

I have heard of people being in fine fettle Cherrytree but in my case it's more 'that'll fettle em/it/him' kind of fettle.

Dither is for dithering about

I think Crossomical sounds good but I've never heard it before.

I think fettling is tidying or putting things away out of sight but I’m open to correction on this.

My DD moved to Sheffield from Merseyside. We joked they all say “Eh yup me duck”there. She says she’s never heard that saying from anyone but when I visit I hear it all the time !!! instead of “alright luv “ love colloquial language

I use fettling for tidying, repairing something or if someone is in 'fine fettle' they're in good health.

I hear 'duck' all the time when I go to South Yorkshire. Used in the same way as I use 'love'.

I just looked it up and fettling is to knock the edges off when making items out of metal. Apparently. Who knew ?

I'm from the North East and fettling is usually used when sorting something out once and for all.

As in when me mam would take something away if we were arguing over its shared use to stop the argument. Or if the something needing fixing such as maybe an annoying squeaking gate would be oiled to stop the squeak 'that'll fettle it'.
I love all the different ways of speaking, all the accents and dialects and phrases that we almost always understand.

It is often siling down with rain here;
I pootle along in my car;
Never use ‘me’ instead of ‘my’;
I had a mother, not a mam or a mum;
It have used the expression ”nitherin’” to describe our Yorkshire weather;
Things are either in fine or in poor fettle.

May7 you’re more likely to hear Ey up, me duck in Derbyshire than Sheffield, where we would say, if so disposed, “Nah then, Lass/Lad” as a precursor or greeting.?