Anyone fancy a bit of love sausage?

No curvygran. I am a regular poster and saw this on an email sent to me. It is not a marketing ploy I assure you.
Couldn’t figure out how to post the picture without the caption.

Just thought the title would create a bit of laughter for some, which it has ?

No offence meant, Doodle, it was said tongue-in-cheek (as it were!)

No curvy it’s not tongue, pork sausage would be my guess ?. No offence taken ?