Rufus2 this is obviously a very serious thread and I suspect that you and I are the culprits for subverting it. Clearly the forum police will be knocking on our doors soon.
Clype is a fine Scottish word for a grass or telltale.
Elegran is the voice of reason on Gransnet.
AIBU To Suggest We Should Call Time On Fireworks?






Or maybe you're posting from there?