Time for another great Gransnet story!

...told him very firmly to wash his hands...

They used the plunger and unblocked the loo, and smiling happily she took hold of him and ...

sink, and is sinking fast!

What shall we do ..........?

Play Dominoes, or maybe go to Dominoes and play Chequers, either way stop dithering man” and...

Do something useful for a change.

The upstairs toilet needs unblocking. The plunger is in the....

Then the mans friend arrived,with bottles of hand sanitiser! "Our hero!" The GN 's chorused..

have his way with the gorgeous Carrie. ‘Leave me alone Boris‘ she cried. ‘Go, go to Chequers and .......

Not Boris?! I saw him last night, he looked a little worse for wear; perhaps the tiger he was riding let him........

I don’t have to do this anymore! I’m retired, I’ve done my bit, they say there’s a new kid on the block, Horace, Maurice,Boris someone.....it’s all down to him now!

Then suddenly out of the blue came a realisation, a thought so blindingly obvious ...........

He rolls all he has left into his wool jumper just removed from blocking the door gap. He lays his head on the make shift pillow and takes the longed for rest...

Rolls, even

Toilet tolls...

Water, anti coronovirus pills and gin. Change of underwear, swimsuit, sun cream and .....

The baggage allowance had been cut down to only 10kg! Help! What can I leave? What should I take!

disappear to a distant land where there was no chance of war. But what he didn't know was..............

Chamberlain declaring peace in our time whilst packing a suitcase ready to...

Go walkabout with Neville

The odour of camels from the East on a nearby camel farm. Aha, thought Aunty Maud, after a couple of tinnies & a snag sarnie with the Grans let’s purloin a couple of camels and ......

They had landed in the Australian Outback and the screeching sounds were Australian gransnetters having a meetup, The exotic scent wafting on the air was

A screeching sound from the building assaulted their ears, but a strangely exoctic scent wafted on the breeze.

....century. They landed in a strange land, devoid of vegetation and covered in a weird coloured sand. They shrugged off their straps and the instructor hoisted Aunt Maud onto his back and began the slow trek towards a distant building ...

became windy and Great Aunt Maud and her instructor got blown clean into the next

For he birthday she had requested to go skydiving strapped to an instructor. The weather .....

Great Aunt Maud was getting ready to celebrate her 93rd birthday. She was a sprightly old gal with bright piercing eyes and a wicked sense of humour. Still regularly attending line dance evenings, life art classes, campanology at her local church and tap dancing, she was in rude and robust good health. Until the morning of her birthday when disaster awaited her.