In 21st century kids’ speak, Izabella, I think Winnie the Pooh is ‘the man’. I do try to be a river, often. I then forget the meanders and become a torrent. Wrong! So glad my little mad cat story made you laugh. Best medicine, laughter. What professional - looking HC buns. You have your own production line there.
Smileless. How lovely. Thank you so much. He’s magnificent. Our Rex looked just like the Yoda from Star Wars, with his little goblin face. He was called Yoda for that reason. Dylan’s expression would make me forgive him anything.....he has the look of ET, I think. My cat was permanently draped around my neck like a collar and often invited himself out in the car! He too would jump onto my shoulder but perhaps because he was smaller (I’m excusing the little monster) he would do this by treating me in the same way as the wallpaper, running from carpet to shoulder rather than jumping! A big ouch!
I suspect Tara, (sharer of your boudoir) may be a bit of a Madam, Charleygirl - more determined and superior in manner to boy cats? I have 3 cats now. The boy, bigger, stronger etc., but the 2 girls totally in charge. They haven’t sustained injuries or got into difficulties ever! Whereas poor Fat Boy? Oh dear, I could write a book.
I have been owned by so many cats....at one time 14 in our household because my Siamese had kittens and almost immediately my H arrived home one day with 5 tiny souls he had found thrown onto a pile of bonfire materials next to his sailing club. Happy endings and a fund of stories. I shall look out a photo of our Yoda when next I venture into the loft : item 452 on our list of lockdown jobs.
Have the happiest day you can, everyone - in spite of the things that test us to the limit. Hugs and kisses from France (all banned) ☹️