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phoenix Sat 28-Mar-20 15:19:11

Hello all, extra good wishes to you all.

Well, the newspaper (only once a week) needed to be collected from the village shop, so Mr P asked what else we needed. There were things that he had been unable to get from his supermarket trip, so I jotted them down, in clear, large print, giving additional verbal instructions suggestions.

(The village shop now has a "non browsing" policy, and have set up a counter in the doorway. Shoppers are encouraged to arrive with a written list, which they give to the staff member.)

His first attempt was aborted, he was shock to see the queue stretching 200 metres back down to the village square!

He came home, but said he would go back in an hour or so.

So, we had a light lunch (cheese on toast) and off he went.

I was planning to make creamed cabbage to go with the chicken hot pot for Sunday, so my list included a small green cabbage, and some cream.

I had actually said to himself "Don't get a white cabbage, it won't work, and if they don't have green cabbage, we won't need the cream, and we can just use the extra broccoli that you bought that we didn't need yesterday. He looked at me and nodded, as if to say "Roger! Willco!" and off he went.

The bit regarding "If no lettuce, get mushrooms, we will have to have steak, chips & mushrooms instead of our usual steak, salad & jp's" (Not as healthy, but needs must wink) seemed to have been taken on board.

However I'm now the less than proud owner of a very large white cabbage, and a large pot of cream confused.

I will list the white cabbage on the village FB page, there must be someone with a large family who can use it! (Can be left in a bag on our doorstep for collection) and I suppose I could make creamed broccoli!

Before anyone castigates me (big word for a Saturday) I really do appreciate the fact that Mr P does get the shopping, this post is meant to be a bit of lighthearted stuff!

curvygran Sun 29-Mar-20 10:26:23

Fails

GrannyLaine Sun 29-Mar-20 10:28:55

Madame poupee de Marie. grin gringrin

SirChenjin Sun 29-Mar-20 10:32:58

Votre francais est tres tres bien Greymar - Creme de la Menthe et bonnet de douche! ???

Grandad1943 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:33:40

Marydoll Quote [Greymar, es tu, Madame Grandad and Grandad is trying to be clever? After all, we are not very bright! ] End Quote.

Well, at least you are prepared to state the truth in regard to yourself in the above Marydoll, and I very much appreciate and respect that. ?

fatgran57 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:36:22

Whoop whoop Grandad1943 tries and failsgrin

SirChenjin Sun 29-Mar-20 10:37:00

Fails again grin

Grandad1943 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:39:43

Failed... I was politely agreeing with what Martydoll had stated in my above post, how can anyone fail in doing that? ?

SirChenjin Sun 29-Mar-20 10:41:02

It’s amazing isn’t it - but you can and do grin

Anniebach Sun 29-Mar-20 10:43:24

Gabdad43 there is no Martydoll posting.

Grandad1943 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:46:49

Well, we are of for a good walk now, so I will leave you good ladies to once more degradingly talk about your husbands and partners behind their backs.?

See you later.?

Lisagran Sun 29-Mar-20 10:47:12

Gabdad43. Priceless Annie grin

Lisagran Sun 29-Mar-20 10:47:58

good ladies. grin

Grandad1943 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:50:05

Well, Martydoll = Marydoll above then,

Must remember to turn of the autocorrect on names. ?

Anniebach Sun 29-Mar-20 10:51:49

I am not very bright Lisagran ?

Lisagran Sun 29-Mar-20 10:54:06

Apparently none of us are Annie

Greymar Sun 29-Mar-20 10:54:07

Merci pour le compote. J'ai deja mange les chocolates avec le " Baileys" cette matin. Nous devons utiliser toutes les choses de le derriere ( pas mon derriere ) de l'armoire.

SirChenjin Sun 29-Mar-20 10:54:29

You must also remember the difference between of and off

If GrannyMainwaring suggests a clifftop walk you might want to stay back a bit...

May7 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:56:14

Grandad1943
Only the one walk remember
AND Stay safe - isolate
Take in the beauty around you today and breathe in deeply
sunshine

GrannyLaine Sun 29-Mar-20 10:57:29

Greymar gringringrin]

GrannyLaine Sun 29-Mar-20 10:58:05

oops, dropped a bracket

May7 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:59:39

Is that a euphemism Grannylaine blush

Greymar Sun 29-Mar-20 11:04:25

GrannyLaine, a little antibiotic cream will quickly clear that up for you. Don't be embarassed, its good to share

SirChenjin Sun 29-Mar-20 11:08:27

True that Greymar

GrannyLaine Sun 29-Mar-20 11:12:26

Oh mon petite Greymar , rien dans l'armoire!
J'ai un peu de 'KY jelly' (extra vieux)

Craftycat Sun 29-Mar-20 11:26:43

DH was once a Deli manager for Waitrose- I am going back ro when he was in his early 20s mind you.
He still thinks he knows all there is to know about supermarkets despite having worked in IT ever since!
When he goes out for food- which unfortunately he does a LOT- usually without my knowledge beforehand- he comes back with all the things he thinks we should have rather than what we usually eat! I mean chocolate, whisky, crisps, peanuts etc- you get the picture!
I have tried everything to stop him doing this- even given a list when I know he is going on a spree but it never works. I usually manage to hide some of his stash & YES he is overweight!