just for fun - describe your job in in a silly way

Dwelling Unit Technician.

My granddaughter, when she was describing what people in the family did, finished with "and Nanna works at the church". I am involved with several children's activities there so every time she attended one I was there 'working'. I think she thought I was there all the time!

Nan sits in her office and people come to shout at her and complain then she goes and fixes the problems. When they come back they say thank you!

Nana builds houses for poor people .....
Translates as development manager for a local authority developing council housing

I supply lady golfers with beards! Really!
I work in a fancy dress shop

Grandma makes sure that great big businesses numbers add up and that they aren’t hiding their money from the government. If they are hiding their money, grandma makes them pay loads to the government. She visits them all over the country and sometimes takes the train under the sea.

Before I retired my grandchildren thought one of my two jobs was spent playing games with babies and toddlers making funny noises and tickling their ears. They were right it was paediatric audiology.

My GD used to think that I lived in the phone at the airport. When she wanted me to visit they went to the airport and brought me home.

She read books, talked about books, got people to talk about books and write about books in their own books. Then she read their books about the books and put scores on their books and gave their books back to them. She wrote down their scores in her own book.

I say goodbye to dead people..

Grammaretto that was her explanation when she was asked at school what her DF did. "He works for the Queen" was all she could think of to say, she was only 6 years old, bless her. And she really did think he was a spy. Yes he did work for a highly confidential government department and my lips are sealed. But he was no James Bond!

Nanna walks to foreign countries and back before lunch in a big metal tube. (Flight attendant)

Granny helps adults from other countries communicate like us, because some of them want to work here and have wonderful skills but not the language qualifications. Many of them, though, do it just for fun.