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Daily Challenge #12 (Mon 20 April) - make us smile with your Q&A jokes

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CariGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 20-Apr-20 09:35:13

We are feeling a touch Monday morning-ish here at GNHQ, so today's challenge is to make us (and everyone) smile with your favourite jokes. To keep it simple, we are asking for short and sweet Q&A jokes (What do you call etc etc)

Very much looking forward to seeing what you come up with. As ever, will start you off with one of ours...

Q - What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A - Philippe Philoppe

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SlipperySlope Mon 20-Apr-20 10:10:42

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick!

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henetha Mon 20-Apr-20 10:22:00

Q. Why do elephants all have grey trunks?
A. Because they all belong to the same swimming club.

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tiredoldwoman Mon 20-Apr-20 10:27:24

Did you hear about the paper boy ?
He blew away !

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CariGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 20-Apr-20 10:48:27

Love all of these.

Another from me

Q - What do you call a girl halfway up a tennis court?
A - Annette

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merrellina Mon 20-Apr-20 10:51:50

Q What do you call a man with a seagull on his head ?

A Cliff. !

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Purplepixie Mon 20-Apr-20 11:12:27

My little grand daughter told me this ages ago and I still love it.

Q - What do bees use to comb their hair?
A - Honey combs.

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Thecatshatontgemat Mon 20-Apr-20 11:20:08

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato

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Grandmamaoftwo Mon 20-Apr-20 11:42:07

Q - What cheese is made backwards?
A - Edam

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pce612 Mon 20-Apr-20 11:46:18

What do you call a Chinese lady with a food processor on her head?
Blenda

Not at all meant to be stereotypical or insulting blush

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pce612 Mon 20-Apr-20 11:49:00

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

Thanks, Vicar of Dibley.

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Grandmamaoftwo Mon 20-Apr-20 12:00:50

Q - What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long?
A - Eclipse it!

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Gwenisgreat1 Mon 20-Apr-20 12:05:15

Q - What does a bee flying backwards say?
A - ZZub ZZub

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Gwenisgreat1 Mon 20-Apr-20 12:06:41

Q- Why did the butterfly flutter by?
A - Because the woodpecker behind would peck her behind!±

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SlipperySlope Mon 20-Apr-20 12:07:15

Q. What musical instruments is used in the
bathroom?
A. A tuba toothpaste!

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EllanVannin Mon 20-Apr-20 12:09:34

Where do bees go to the toilet ?
A BP station.

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GrannyMosh Mon 20-Apr-20 12:10:05

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug!

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GrannyMosh Mon 20-Apr-20 12:10:36

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas!

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moggie57 Mon 20-Apr-20 12:16:38

Q.
have you heard about the hyena that swallowed an oxo cube.A.made a laughing stock of himself....hahahahahaha....

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Maf1 Mon 20-Apr-20 12:54:48

Is it just me or is the TV advertisement for patient claimline so very wrong at this time when the NHS is struggling for everything

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phoenix Mon 20-Apr-20 12:55:41

Q. What do you call a woman who can juggle pints of ale?

A. Beatrix

Q. What do you call a woman who juggle pints of ale while playing snooker?

A. Beatrix Potter

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phoenix Mon 20-Apr-20 12:57:26

Q. Did you hear about the cowboy whose clothes were made of brown paper?

He was arrested for rustling.

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Bathsheba Mon 20-Apr-20 13:17:02

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

A. He had no body to go with.

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Bathsheba Mon 20-Apr-20 13:23:18

Q. What happened when the wheel was invented?

A. It caused a revolution.

Maf1 this is thread for jokes. You might want to start your own thread to discuss the TV ads wink

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CariGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 20-Apr-20 13:28:37

Gwenisgreat1

Q- Why did the butterfly flutter by?
A - Because the woodpecker behind would peck her behind!±

This reminds me of a similar one I grew up with - why did the owl 'owl? Because she was afraid the woodpecker behind would peck her behind

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