I’m just clumsy and read ArtySue’s post and thought “that’s me too”.
In fact my legs do similar, and all 4 limbs are constantly in conflict with door jambs and furniture - it’s a rare week I don’t have bruises somewhere.
Good Morning Friday 17th April 2026
Missed Call - anyone watching?
Mandelson failed security vetting. Starmer says he didn’t know




