Been too generous! ( funny)

I’m loving the funny responses to this! ?

Gin

There was no gin in my online shop, I asked not to have a substitution.

Does anyone have a spare bottle of Bombay Sapphire?

Lesson numero uno
Don't put all your eggs on 3 doorsteps
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Hmmmm,....gives me an idea.
I shall send out SOS messages to friends and neighbours saying I need cake/chocolate/gin.I will claim they are essential to my well being ( which of course they are.)?

My neighbour asked our street group if anyone had any spare tinned tomatoes. She now has enough to last her until the next decade, including from people who never use tinned tomatoes, but still had them in their store cupboards.

Ohmother, thats soooooo funny ??

That's so funny

About three weeks ago my brother took my mother some bread, not knowing that his daughter had taken her some rolls and bread earlier in the day. She offered some to my aunt and some friends, all of whom are also isolating.

They all accepted, another niece turned up to pick it up and deliver it and she ended up without any at all as she didn't like to turn them down after offering. My niece ended up back at the shops to get her some more

Always the way