The Old Argy Bargy Bar.....a new lease of life!

I love this place! You are all so witty & make me chuckle!
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Soop that’s alright, I expect they mean the Alphabet Bar!
I heard it’s gone downhill since we left.
Have you still got that fireman stashed somewhere?

Er...what sort of quick one do you have in mind lemon? ?
I will need a rest before we do Irish Friday. I have given up trying to play the bagpipes so for Irish night I have been rehearsing my Irish dancing with soop. We plan on doing the whole Riverdance routine on the bar. Stand by for some high kicks.

Thanks for the warning Doodle I shall send for a carpenter, that bar top will need quite a bit of re-enforcing done to it, a steel girder may be a good idea.?
Let’s all wear green, I have a green afro wig somewhere and
Green wellies.

Although I didn't attend the Scottish orgy night celebrations, I read in the Glasgow Times that the dance 'Strip the Willow' was misinterpretated. Own up. Whose idea was it to incorporate a strip tease?

mea culpa

soop I hope you’ve been practicing the splits for Friday night when you and I are performing. I have polished my tap shoes (well, clogs with nails in)

I shall be singing a stirring rendition of Danny Boy when I have had a few.I get a bit maudlin about my Irish roots when drink has been taken.??????

Doodle dear, as instructed, I started practicing the splits earlier today. Got part way down, had chronic cramp, been unable to stand straight since. In fact, I may need the firemen to help get me upright.

Nice try soop. You’d do anything to get those firemen back. I’ve got them on speed dial now. They should be here soon. ?

Doodle I'm still stranded. My knicker elastic is about to give way. When it does, I shall be catapulted into space.

It’s your own fault Soop for having to wear such enormous
Underthings and having the elastic too tight!
I will phone NASA and ask them to keep an eye out for you as you hurtle by.?

soop it’s ok. The firemen have arrived. They are going to going to cut the knicker elastic with a pair of chain cutters. Hold tight soop we’ll soon have you up.........oops.
Er lemon how long did NASA say it would take for soop to reach orbit ?

10 - nine - eight - seven - six - five - four - three - two - one - We have lift off. Lovely view. A bit chilly around the nethers...

Haha...thar she blows mateys! Whoooooosh!

Who’s going to do all the baking now??

soop while you’re up there, please bring back a slice of moon cheese and we can make a fortune selling speciality sandwiches. Can you hear me soop. I SAID CAN YOU HEAR ME SOOP? Oops ?

Btw....have ordered forty crates of Guinness as we don’t have it on tap, for our Irish night on Friday.Green bunting is on the way, and I have decided to come as a Shamrock ( I already have the outfit from last year).Marydoll came as a rather drunken leprechaun ( she’s the right height without her high heels)? ......sooooo, what outfits do you all have in mind?

I will attend as Patrick Mcginty as I have acquired a goat. I thought we could use it to make goats cheese and entertain the punters. I have it tethered outside munching the grass. How do you milk a goat lemon ?

Ah, Paddy it’s yourself to the life!
Hmm, you seem to have brought a billy goat Doodle errr...
Have you been trying to milk it? No wonder it’s looking angry.

Whoa! Upsty wotsits. Laters!

soop thank goodness your back. We were worried. Do you know how to milk a billy goat ??

Well, the bar looks magnificent, I have thrown open the doors early to celebrate Irish night, and am sitting here with me feet up having an Irish coffee anyone want one?
It’s a bit hot in this shamrock outfit ?
Altogether now.... If you’re Irish, come into the parlour, there’s a welcome etc etc.?

We’ll be after having a bit of Riverdancing later on.

Will you have an Irish coffee? Ah you will you will you will!