The Old Argy Bargy Bar.....a new lease of life!

Peace

Puzzler I hope all those petals don't fall off in this heat.

& Love

Wrong way round, I was trying out a slippery nipple while working on them . Not strong enough ..... ?

Well done Puzzler they brighten up the bar a bit.....not sure about the whole flower sari thing though, be sure to wear your vest and knickers under it in case they wilt in the heat.
We have made a fortune today....once customers got wind of the bar staff only wearing tiny pinnies we have had crowds in here today ( rubs hands happily)?
Have made another cocktail for you all to try,( when you tire of slippery nipples) here it is, ta dah! A ‘hippy hippy shake’ it’s
A mix of pernod, poteen, with a dash of milk of magnesia (found at the back of the cupboard) it’s pretty brutal!
Have lined a few up on the bar for you.?????

They are brutal ? but they will go down a storm lemon.
I’ve just had one and a chaser (so 2) - and I can see why they’re called that, my hips do want to shake!!!

It’s the legs that go Puzzler so find a comfy chair, we don’t want you laid up ( if you will excuse the expression) tomorrow as we need all hands on deck.....don’t Fridays come around fast?

I have made myself a wig from some yarn I had left over, it’s a mix of purple and orange......groovy baby yeah!

Let’s play the Austin Powers music tomorrow......we can shimmy into the bar to it.

Er lemon, that bottle of milk of magnesia at the back of the cupboard is actually some left over white emulsion from when we painted the ceiling. Don’t spose it matters though. Punters will have freshly decorated innards. ?
Great pictures Puzzler .
AGA the little pinnies were a good idea except that Kev is wearing his the wrong way round and lets face it, Thor’s is just not big enough. ?

That’s not what I’ve heard ( about Thor)?

I found these in my Rocky Horror show dress up trunk.
I know it’s the wrong era I thought Kev and Thor might look sweet if they were matching, give them a corporate look?
They could certainly shimmy to Austin Powers in them too.

Do you think they’ll fit into them?

Oh my eyes!

Slinking back into the bar, been AWOL for a few weeks, don't ask, long story - last heard of with some foreign legion chappies from French France who gate crashed during French night.
So Sixties Night? Went to a PTA sixties night once, come on let's twist again, never been the same since. Can we have some Beach Boys' classics on the karaoke? And Dave Clarke Five ? I'm Feeling - boom boom- Glad All Over? after all these spliffs I probably will be. And Dolly Parton, was she in the Sixties?? Can't remember, you know what they say, if you can't remember the sixties you were there - is that right? Can't remember ?

lins I thought you’d been left on some desert island ? somewhere. It’s about time you came back to do your share of the cleaning ?
puzzler you know chewy is a delicate soul. She’s fainted at the shock of seeing the boys in their matching pants.........or is she just laying on the floor so she can get a better look ?

So that's who I tripped over on the way in, chewy's eyes were open I noticed.

lemon do we need to move the Argy to a new thread?

We’re on page 40 of 40 so we’ll get cut off at some point? ?

we’ll get cut off at some point?

Won't be the first time! Gas.. cut off. Leccy.... cut off. Water...... cut off....... Beer..... cut off. Rent..... been evicted more times than I've had hot dinners. dreadful financial management in this bar

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Right cooler today so I’m in early. In preparation for our move I have chained myself to Thor and Kev and George so they don’t get lost in transit (well that’s my excuse anyway ?)
I’ve put the Admiral in a wheelbarrow and told the Captain he has to push him to the new place. I’ve emptied the bins and cleaned the worktops. Now lemon get your act together and shift us as we have to get to the new place in time to get ready for flower power nite.

Hi Doodle , glad you’re taking care of the gents,
lem- Monnnnnnnnn !!! Where are you? (shouting over PA system)

No need to shout, am here already ( out the back having a swift one) and no need to panic either.....we can stay here, I have negotiated with the landlord for a new lease!
Am getting all things ready for the big night as a certain US President says....’it’s gonna be great!’

Wow Puzzler do those belong to Goldmember?

Oh I do like having the last word! ?