Teeshirts with writing on. I don't know why anyone would want to pay good money to advertise a brand or wear an article with a cute/twee/offensive slogan emblazoned across the chest.
Parents-in-Law. What do/did you call them?
What were the first ever records that you bought and when?
Elderly fellow gran has become loudly racist
Recommendations please, for a stopover on the way to Loch Tay