Illegal to have sex in another household

Davida1968 that brought up so many hilarious images. It could start a whole new Kama Sutra - positions according to the social distancing rules

Oh my goodness, I’m supposed to be working but the replies have made me Chuckle! Waitrose car park? Really? I have really been missing out by doing inline shopping ?

This song by Fascinating Aida is wickedly funny. But perhaps not for those of a sensitive nature
youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk

It’s really funny and positive to see a sense of humour on this site today. It really made me laugh ?

Has to be the best ever, so funny. is there a tripadvisor for this? ?

I don’t even have it in my own household!!

Great thread Blondenana made us all laugh at last!

Grannynannywanny Thanks for the link! I absolutely love Dilly Keane - she is a genius!

Paperbackwriter I agree. I hadn’t watched that performance for a few years but this thread reminded me of it.

The tears were running down my face listening to her again.

Dilly Keane fan here too. Visit her at every opportunity. Usually Ed festival.

I don't have sex in my house never mind someone else's

Felt down in the mouth today, but this thread is hilarious ?
I wish there was a like, love button for the comments.
Thanks to all you witty posters.

I expect you would need to warn the other household otherwise they would be quite taken aback especially if in the middle of Emmerdale.

I think the amorous couple in Waitrose chose there so as not to be recognised.

I am sure groups of six in the ope air would be quite safe as long as full PPE was worn?

Keeper1 thanks for the giggle

And everyone on here!

Brilliant fun ?

I have just read SussexBorn’s post again and it appears there were TWO couples in two cars having sex in the Waitrose car park ?!! At least that’s how I read it.

My local one is very boring. Nothing like that going on at all, unless of course that’s what everyone is queuing for!!

I will pay more attention on Friday ?

Laughed when I read “how will anyone know?”- you’ve obviously never lived next door to our previous neighbour then? Will say no more!

@Sussexborn "too busy looking for the middle isle" Euphemism? ?

Other joke is Out of my relations I like sexual the best ?

Keeper some people might like to wear PPE anyway. Regardless of COVID. Make a change from nurses or waitresses .

I’d better close the windows if the police hear my hubby on his gym equipment they’ll think he’s having an orgy.

Maybe the two couples at Waitrose had a BOGOF?

What’s the betting that there is a sudden increase in the birth rate in around 6-7 months.

Incidentally, the 7 dwarves have just found out that 6 people can now meet together. One of them is not happy!

I sent my husband down to our local Sainsbury to get a Quiche Lorraine. By the time I realised my mistake and called him on his mobile it was too late - I was just in time to hear Lorraine, on the deli, slap his face as he asked her for a quickie.

I always find the shoppers in Lidl to be a far better class of person - take a look at the contributions to the Food Bank basket. It’s full of things that people eat - unlike the six pack of beans that some Waitrose shoppers heave into the basket whilst they are virtue signalling their ‘contribution intentions’.
Shame on you all!
Lidl and Aldi provide fantastic food at a price that people can afford. So much for let’s applaud essential workers - they are the people who have limited shopping choices. You see them in every aisle and queue. X