Illegal to have sex in another household

Sex? What's that? Something I should know about?

MissAdventure-?????

nuff said, the mind boggles.

I guess it’s ok if it’s outside and SD - my smilies don’t work !!

Whilst it may be illegal to have sex in another household - 6 of you can do what you like in the park - who is supplying the grapes:-(

If it’s advisory how can a fine be imposed?

Forgive me for being thick but.... I was under the impression two households couldn’t mix indoors-end of?! If they can, or could, why can’t I meet up with my daughter in her house? Still social distancing obviously, but surely rules are rules?

Sorry must just be me but I heard it was illegal for lover to go to others house to spend time having sex! But it's not illegal to spend unspecified time in the open air together I have visions of loads of couple getting together in the woods instead!??

I was presuming that this was one of those Facebook jokes as that is where I read it...

No sex for me during lockdown!

I have a freelance photographer friend who sells his work, which consists of landscapes and wildlife, to magazines.On one occasion , fortunate he does his own developing, when looking at some of his work it showed on one print a couple in a nature reserve doing more than bird watching. He convinced me he was not aware of the couple at the time.

Funniest thread I've read on here, thanks folks.

Better stop now then?

Under regulation 6 staying overnight for the purpose of voluntary services is a reasonable excuse, I’m sure there’ll be a Cummings’ type instinctive interpretation of that one albeit just for certain well-connected people.

Nannan2, whenever they want to.

Ooh I'm having a real giggle. Thank you

Worth the fine I'd say!

Lockdown? Knocked up? The mind boggles (as does the memory!). Good thread indeed. Thanks opener.

What a wonderful thread. I have had a good laugh this morning!
Beginning to think my Waitrose is a bit tame but then I never take a walk around the carpark.
I never heard this but I can only agree with you all that this will be impossible to monitor.

Sex - isn't that what the upper clarses get their coal delivered in?

Or used to, anyway...

Sex in anybody's would be a nice treat!!!!

A friend of mine posted a pictogram (sorry no good at attaching pictures), showing the way to avoid breathing into each other's during sex is to do it doggy style. Not my suggestion - just saying!
I suppose those doing the rumpy pumpy in the car park are actually complying with not having sex in another person's house.

annesixty think I would have encouraged my DH to all of a sudden need a wee and to relieve himself on them. Both illegal acts of course but worth the tusk to see the reaction.

i suppose if you live apart and have been separated for weeks natural feelings take over. i personally dont think all this relaxing of the lockdown etc is good and i think its only a matter of time before it all flares up again so even though ive been in 8 weeks im staying in. i have not seen my family etc but having health problems im not risking it. as for people having sex all over the place obviously they couldnt wait for proper instructions as to meeting. i cant see police wandering around peering in cars in car parks etc