If DH had a sex change would he be able to....

Grandad1943

SO fed up with your accusations of "women mocking their husbands" . You have played that same old record so many times that it's worn out.

Pretty sure I'm not alone in this.

Kitty perhaps you should have added 'lighthearted thread' complete with grin!

I know grannyrebel, it's very sad.

My DH was the person to ask the question - not me. AND WE WERE HAVING A LAUGH!! Bcause that's what we do. Laughing, teasing, having banter. Then we talk about the state of the world, the children, the grandchildren, what colour to paint the hall........

I flipping well shouldnt have to Bluesky.

Oh Kitty, how dare you have a bit of fun !

Not sure if we can have jokes in 2020 I think they may have been cancelled!

Wait for it! it's sure to come.........

kittylester I also wonder (and I'm risking it here) - would you also be physically unable to put the toilet seat down?

Evening all. Fun police here.

There have been reports of some reprobate raising a smile.
I'm here to inform you that it's unacceptable.

MissAdventure

Perish the thought Grannylaine.

Glad to see you MissA.

MissAdventue love it!

GrannyLaine ooh, know that's a tough one! No doubt Grandad1943 will be along to enlighten us.

Will it be OK if we have a small smile but wear a mask.

If Mr P (my MrP Phoenix) had a sex change he might be able to locate his own underpants and socks, but then would he need them?
If I had a sex change I'd miss my superior intelligence.

Best ask, gajahgran

Ok then.
A small smile is acceptable, as long as it's as close as possible to the the ones people do just before they're violently sick.

No grins, no chortles, and definitely no guffaws.

Have some consideration for others.

Well, I laughed kitty, can I join you behind the sofa? Mr C and I often laugh about one of us being unable to multitask and yes, that person is male. . We also laugh about one of us being unable to get out of bed in the morning until the other has brought a cup of tea. I’ll not reveal which person is the tea maker .

MissAdventure

Evening all. Fun police here.

There have been reports of some reprobate raising a smile.
I'm here to inform you that it's unacceptable.

I have often thought of posting this message MissA?

Peardrop50

If Mr P (my MrP Phoenix) had a sex change he might be able to locate his own underpants and socks, but then would he need them?
If I had a sex change I'd miss my superior intelligence.

Haha!
If Lord Lemongrove had a sex change he may be able to make a mug of tea without leaving the teabag in the mug ......hiding just under the surface and surprising the recipient in a horrible kind of way when they have their first slurp.

If I had a sex change I would be able to use the electric drill without first shutting my eyes.

kitty and phoenix I thought it was funny anyway.

lemon if Mr M had a sex change he would be just as skilled as Lord Lemon at making a cup of tea and removing the teabag. He’d also be able to identify the laundry basket and hang the towels back on the rail.

If I had a sex change I’d be able to make my own coffee in the morning, and do a thousand other things that Mr M is very good at doing. I don’t think I’ll bother though, because I like having my morning coffee brought to me in bed each morning.

If I had a sex change I would be able to hear all those mysterious pings, rattles and whines emanating from the car engine via the dashboard.

Ha ha Eazybee! I’d like to know when my ‘big end’ had gone! Or when my tappers need adjustment!

For what it's worth, no matter how many chromosomes, X or Y, I can't get my head around technology. Right from the early video recorders I had no idea how to program it, the washing machine wouldn't look out of place on the flight deck of the Starship Enterprise. Sat-Navs are evil, they make you lose your temper. If it's a gizmo that has to be programmed, forget it. I had a smart phone for three months before using it, next door's 14 year old got it going in about the same time that he can complete a Rubic's cube.
I have never seen Bookface, Twitter Insta-wotsits and a dozen others. Things like Pay-Pal, Apps, barcode are a foreign language, either Gobble-de-Gook or Gibberish.

If I had a sex change maybe our JR would do what I asked him rather than looking at Mr SP for confirmation.
I would also be able to understand diagrams explaining how things work.

If my OH had a sex change he might be content to fondle his own boobs in bed.

Instead of stopping me from getting to sleep ?