If DH had a sex change would he be able to....

If GrandpaGravy has a sex change he would take his car to the garage at the first sign of a problem instead of leaving it until it is a hugely expensive job

He would water the plants/veggies as regularly and rigorously as he waters his lawn.

Thank you for this thread kitty it has given me the giggles

If I had a sex change maybe I’d be able to chop down that tree - might need some youth serum as well please!

BTWT re trans people in sport we have a trans woman trialing for our lady’s football team. Before she can play she has to satisfy the FA Equalities section that she has been undertaking gender change treatment and would not represent an unfair advantage or danger.

HUMBLE apologies for my original response. Had an aura migraine yesterday so sense of humour failure.

If DH had a sex change he’d realise how frustrating it is when he says he’ll do something in a minute which never comes!

Nice thread Kitty, DGS is very diligent about putting the seat down and announcing he has done so to all and sundry.
I then put it back up,,,,,, small boys running full speed from the bottom of the garden leaving it a bit too late, well you can imagine the rest,,,,,,,yuck.

Hope you feel better today Lucca sounds horrid.

Thank you. It’s not half as bad a full on migraine. Just nausea slight headache and slight visual,disturbances, and possible grumpiness ?!?

Thanks kitty for a very humorous start to Friday. I used to love all the sarky banter at work but you always had to test the water first with new people in case they had that bit missing!!!

I love Phoenix's posts, they're a breath of fresh air.

Illte 'fondle his own boobs', made me laugh out loud.
Eazybee and Pantglas still chuckling and I haven't got to the third page yet.

Lucca thought your post was a bit out of character, glad you're feeling better today.
Brilliant thread Kitty, so much to identify with and so many giggles.

Illte I laughed out loud at your post too! I can totally identify with it ?
If himself had a sex change then he could answer tbe landline and anyone ringing the doorbell (he always say it won't be anyone wanting him, lazy so and so). He would learn how to shut wardrobe doors and would realise that we have a dishwasher, which strangely enough is where dirty plates go rather than the sink!
If I had a sex change I would be able to do maths (I am absolutely rubbish), I would be able to go to the loo only once after drinking copious amounts (just how big are men's bladders?), and I would be able to barter in shops without getting embarassed.
Oh and to those that complain that us women are always making sexist remarks about our men, himself take the mickey about my love of shopping, my fascination with doing the laundry, my inability to discipline the dog (I always feel sorry for her) and my inability to understand the off-side rule. Doesn't bother me in the least, it's just banter.

During lockdown my DH has expanded his repertoire. His signature dish is no longer beans on toast, but the far more adventurous sausage, beans plus hash browns (from the supermarket). I feel blessed!

Lexisgranny

During lockdown my DH has expanded his repertoire. His signature dish is no longer beans on toast, but the far more adventurous sausage, beans plus hash browns (from the supermarket). I feel blessed!

Doubtless, he feels that is far better than anything you may concoct to serve him Lexisgranny. ???

If my OH had a sex change he might be content to fondle his own boobs in bed.
Illte That sounds a bit drastic! Hasn't he developed "man boobs" yet.?

Peardrop50

Lucca thought your post was a bit out of character, glad you're feeling better today.
Brilliant thread Kitty, so much to identify with and so many giggles.

Thank you !

Phoenix I would get the lunch stuff he left in the kitchen and dump the lot on his lap?

I don't think a sex change would have helped my DH. He was brilliant at fixing things, decorating, gardening etc. but useless when it came to cleaning and cooking (although he could do a lovely full English breakfast). It seemed as if he didn't see dust or that a waste paper bin was full and needed emptying and don't get me started on the suitability of taking things apart on the kitchen table! Still loved him to bits!

No, he hasn't Rufus. He is as lean and muscled as the day I met him. Solid.

Where as I am, well, quite squishy. ?

Illte

No, he hasn't Rufus. He is as lean and muscled as the day I met him. Solid.

Where as I am, well, quite squishy. ?

Yes at the age of seventy seven I also am also as lean and muscled as the day I became twenty seven. ?

I am sure Rufus2 is also very similar.

I am sure Rufus2 is also very similar
Thank you Grandad! Of course! I'm the very epitome of those bronzed Aussies you used to see marching at the Olympics, even though I'm only 93.
But if we continue to scratch each other's backs, this thread might disappear in a sea of jealousy and then we'd be called "party-poopers", so perhaps we should continue to let them enjoy themselves!
Good Health
OoRoo

If I had a sex change I'd miss my superior intelligence
Peardrop50
Think not of what you've lost! Think of what you'll gain. The desirable gift of being able to talk and listen at the same time!
It's known as multi-tasking and practitioners have to be multi-skilled, so your superior intelligence might not be completely wasted
Give it a go, but remember, going back could be eye-watering!
OoRoo

Illte

If my OH had a sex change he might be content to fondle his own boobs in bed.

Instead of stopping me from getting to sleep ?

TMI

Lucky girl Illte!

Illte tried to read your post to Mr P yesterday but couldn't get further than first few words, struggled to breathe at times, in the end he read it himself. Went to bed last night, spoon position and the hand crept over, both went in to fits of laughter. Thanks so much for your hilarious post that brought us both to tears.