Common and tacky
Body piercings
Tattoos
Long talons
Nail varnish other than ballet slipper or french manicure
Overdone make up
Trout pout
Tight clothes
Unnatural/badly coloured hair
Botox frozen faces
Short skirts paired with low cut tops
Short skirts with fat legs
Smoking
Swearing
Being loud and aggressive
Intoxication
White high heeled shoes
Crocs
Eating in the street
Clothes with designer names on them
Handbags, luggage with designer names showing
Wearing track suits unless participating in sport
Men bareback unless on the beach, swimming pool, private gardens etc.
Women in swimwear unless on the beach, swimming pool, private gardens etc.
Builders bum
Low slung trousers showing underwear
Exposed beer belly
Bra straps showing
Sprayed on trousers/leggings unless on a slim body
Fluorescent clothing except for visibility reasons
Sparkly clothing on adults with exception of party clothes
Chewing gum
Sharpie or dead caterpillar eyebrows
Eyebrows plucked and drawn on instead
Garden with tasteless statues such as mooning gnomes
Houses over decorated for Christmas etc.
Pimped cars
Selfies
Oh gosh have to see to dinner. This was fun.