The Old Argy Bargy Bar....a new lease of life!

As I haven’t been here before I’d better warn you that I am tall and willowy with flowing golden locks and look young for any age.

How tall, MawB - 5’9”?

I have alerted the local fire station in case the roof collapses due to excess weight..........if and when they arrive at least two firemen are mine ?‍??‍?

I know Orange is the new Black but I do not look good in those colours so I have gone for a nice grey boiler suit plenty of room to hide the necessary tools?⛏

Hmmm, have to keep you away from the safe then GG13 as you are all tooled up!
Not that there’s much in it ( Lins keeps her marmalade sandwiches in there which isn’t good for the cash.) I mainly keep all the folding stuff in my bloomers or copious cleavage.

MawB you look....well, I have no words for it really, but your enforced rest in jail has given you a pallor.
Put your feet up and sample the cocktails whilst I get the karaoke machine going.

Lisagran

How tall, MawB - 5’9”?

I am told I am tall for my age lisagran

Sorry I’m late... on my way ........with a police escort

I will pop in for a short time- I will pop out again to feed Tara but I promise I will return. My height is ordinary- I do dream of being a size 8-10. I was possibly that when born.

What time does the karaoke kick off Lemon thought we could do a bit of Queen ? ‘I want to break free’

Not only have they locked us in in Cymru but they've buggered our wife connections!

I'm trying to break out
Not wife
Wi fi

Maw unlike the rest, I have met you. You underestimate at 5’9”. ?
Is the poteen ready yet? I am on my way with a transit van full of policemen - my contribution to the evening.

Nid yw byn un ddoniol Mark Drakeford

I will be giving a rendition of jailhouse rock after 6 cocktails.

Seems very quiet in here -all knitting or doing your cross stitch?

I have Two Ronnies Syndrome

Whatever I ask for, I get the previous one.

Hello all. Party time. Please welcome PC Plod and PC Rozzer who caught me on my way here tonight already dressed in my prison uniform stripes and carrying a crow bar (purely as decoration you understand) it’s taken me a long time to convince them it’s just fancy dress so they’ve come along to check for themselves. They are keen to take part, now they are off duty so they will start with their rendition of Jailhouse Rock .

The Admiral and the Captain are coming as warders so they can chase all the prisoners.
I have lined up pints of special poteen on the bar. Don't let the llamas anywhere near or they will start biting posteriors

It was your bag of swag that bothered them Doodle

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Just because I like cute fluffy animals

My recent visit to the alpaca farm.....

callistemon Don’t worry I’ve extended the tunnel to Wales. Keep crawling, you’ll make it..
One of the PC s wants to make the acquaintance of the willowy blonde. Could that be you maw He thinks he recognises you for your stint inside at her maj’s pleasure.
Come on charleygirl up on the table and jive away just like you did last time you were here. ?
Lisagran you certainly have caused quite a stir in that out fit (actually more of you is out of it than in it ?)

Crumbs Maw that second one has pinched one of our llamas.
Those pictures have caused Nanytopsy to break out into one of her hot flushes. She’ll be stripping off any time now.
See what I mean, she’s already shed one of her liberty bodices.

You will be reassured to know that my dress is long enough for topiary not to be an issue.

Quick hide me, PC Rozzer is my husband

Phew, stand down, a case of mistaken identity